15 years ago today, Dandy was hungry.
oooohhhh the hunger
Jan. 19th, 2005 at 9:37 PM
I.... I.... I.... just managed to drag myself to the keyboard to thank you all for your messages of support while I am undergoing this cruel diet. I am now so weak, I hardly have enough strength to snap at Millie....
Jan. 19th, 2005 02:00 pm (local)
Maybe that's what your 2foots are plotting. They want you to be too weak to bother Millie. Does Millie have to cut down what she eats,
Jan. 19th, 2005 02:50 pm (local)
That's just it! When she first arrived, all she got was this awful knobbly dried stuff that I used to have, but now she's getting more and more greens & veggies all the time!!!
Jan. 20th, 2005 08:08 am (local)
Can you sneak over the fence and steal some of Millie's greens? My silly 2foots put up a fence to keep me away from their Sleepy Room, but I'm pretty good at pulling at it 'til it opens... Or you could practice really high binkies and "fly" over the fence...
Jan. 20th, 2005 12:11 pm (local)
You are right about one thing Merry, I seriously need to think about my tactics
Jan. 20th, 2005 12:19 pm (local)
Yes! You need to think of a good tactic that will get you more food before you waste away!
Jan. 19th, 2005 02:13 pm (local)
Dandy my boy - get yourself up here - make one of the 2foots drive you in your official car. Our mum and dad might be silly 2foots but we have them trained well and we have got a huge supper awaiting us.
You can come and live here and get fed with lots of scrummy veggies
Love from The Hairy Mob
Jan. 19th, 2005 02:53 pm (local)
If only I had enough strength left to survive the journey...
Jan. 20th, 2005 08:09 am (local)
Hi, Hairy Mob! How are you buns doing?
Jan. 19th, 2005 02:38 pm (local)
We really feel for you, how can your 2 foots be so cruel to you, do they want your handsome good looks to start to suffer?
If you don't fancy living with the Hairymob after all there are a lot of them you are welcome to come and stay with us in the channels!
I know that i was put on a diet but i never really suffered, i still got everything i wanted and if i told my 2 foot i was hungry she gave me more food!
Jan. 19th, 2005 02:54 pm (local)
You are all so kind... I'm going to have a nap now and dream of carrots... and parsley... and toast...
Jan. 19th, 2005 04:47 pm (local)
This is just not on! The 2foots have obviously developed amnesia about all the training you have lavished on them and it coincides with the arrival of Millie . . . I think it is obvious there is a link here.
One thing that would put fear into the 2foots would be to refuse any food they offered you for a day or two - I think you would find them offering you anything and everything in the hopes of tempted your tastebuds - however, this would mean you may have to live on your willpower for a while for the plan to take effect!
Meanwhile we in the Rainbow Chamber are sending plenty of tasty vibes your way to sustain you.
Jan. 20th, 2005 12:02 pm (local)
Although I REALLY appreciate your input, do you SERIOUSLY expect me to go without food for 2 whole days?
Jan. 20th, 2005 01:56 am (local)
Oh dear Dandy, we will send you a parcel of food a.s.a.p.