As regular readers of our journal will know, we are very particular about the standard of newspaper used to line out out litter trays. Recently though, the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head has been bringing home newspapers (I use the term loosely) that someone has been giving to him where he works and using them to put in the bottom of our litter trays. The standard of journalism in them is so poor that the writers cannot possibly be paid very much for it and today there was a photograph of a doe 2-foot that was obviously in such abject poverty that she could not afford any clothes!

As we now seem to be getting this poor newspaper I fear that our 2-foots may also be becoming poor and that our treats may diminish... We may need to move out...

We have started packing just in case...