You know, I have to hand it to my Flopsy Girl. When she puts her mind to something, she does it in style. Yesterday, after the 2-foots had gone to work, she said "DANDY, I'm going to set them a REAL test today". She spent all day cultivating a really big poo that she got well and truly stuck to her bum, and then hopped all around the living room leaving a trace of it wherever she went. The 2-foots were really good about it though when they came home, one took her upstairs for a botty bath (which she actually likes, although I CAN'T understand why!), while the other one cleaned up the mess. They still treated us both very well, and gave us lots of nice food and attention, so maybe the training has worked better than we dared hope?