We are very quiet, undemanding, in fact no trouble at all (as long as you are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks per year to administer treats whenever required.)

One of our 2-foots has been complaining that his rheumatics are playing up due to the bad weather. At his advanced age, he is obviously about ready to snuff it so if you could possibly see your way clear...