I have a friend called Lisa, she is a 2-foot. Yes, I know that's strange, having a 2-foot as a friend, but Lisa sometimes writes to me (although not for a while), and she always has nice things to say. Lisa lives in a place called Birmingham, which is near where Auntie Barbara lives. Birmingham must be a big place though, because the weather is a lot warmer where Lisa lives than where Auntie Barbara is. Last week, my pet 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head) was sending a parcel to Lisa, so Flopsy Girl sneaked in a copy of the Ebony Eyes single. Lisa was SO impressed that she is contacting the hairy mob to see if she can make a donation!
I have to say, personally, I think the Ebony Eyes single is truly awful, but the 2-foots seem to like it, and if it helps to raise money for Ebony Eyes, then it can't be all bad!
If you would like a copy of the Ebony Eyes single, then just drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will see what we can do.