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This is what Dandy posted on 18th March 2003

Women!
Mar. 18th, 2003 at 10:47 AM

Well after my tummy trouble, I did not feel like writing for a couple of days, but I'm fine now. However.....

My best girl Flopsy has been dropping hints. She's been looking in the mirror and asking "Does my bum look big with this poo stuck to it?

Anyway, to cut a long story (and a lot of posing and posturing short), she has decided she needs cosmetic surgery, she has gone in today for a "tummy tuck"! I ask you, a bloody tummy tuck! What next, breast implant? Botox injections? I keep saying to her, Flopsy Girl, I love you just the way you are, but will she listen?

What I want to know is, with Flopsy away having her op, who is going to groom me? How am I expected to reach my own nose? and of course as soon as she comes home, SHE will be getting ALL the attention, I can see it now, nobody will have any time for me!
Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music:You're so vain by Carly Simon.



Starting a trend
Mar. 18th, 2003 at 3:12 PM

Ok, I'll see how Flopsy gets on, then maybe I'll start working as a consultant on cosmetic surgery, I've already had my first enquiry......

Hello Dandy, Biccy here,
I hope your girlfriend is OK when she comes home from the nasty vets
(when ever I go, i always feel worse than when i went in humph!) but
please could you ask her to reccomend a good vets for cosmetic
surgery? Between you and me, i am not sure if Millie and Poppy fancy
me as i am a bit podgy in the middle. Maybe some surgery will make me
a hunk and irresistable to them!!!! I could have all the does in the
neighbourhood after me! I have gotta go, mummy is coming back up the
stairs........
Current Mood: accomplished

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