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dandy's journal by Arwen

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15 Years ago today Dandy was perplexed. There are no pictures of the events described in the interests of common decency!

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Jun. 19th, 2003 at 9:07 AM

I worry about the 2 foots. No really, I do worry about them they seem to have an absolute obsession with poo. I would not mind so much if it were there own poo, but they are always poking about in ours! I mean take last night for instance. My pet 2 foot came home, hauled Flopsy Girl out of our cage, and after grooming her, without any warning, flipped her upside down, and started examining her nether regions. The next thing we knew, he had whisked her upstairs, and dumped her in this big deep plastic thing. Well, next thing she knew, the 2 foot put some water in the big deep plastic thing, and then started washing Flopsy Girl's back side. I ask you, the indignity! I think what annoys me the most is that she obviously enjoys all the attention (although they had better not try that one with me I'm telling you!).

The next thing, I'm being lifted out of the cage, and groomed (which is absolutely fine of course), but then, he had the gall to flip me over on my back! I do not know how best to describe the sequence of events that followed, but suffice it to say, it involved my backside, and some baby wipes!

In addition to everything I have just told you, both Flopsy Girl & I have caught the 2 foots poking about in our litter tray to see what we have left. Strange.......
Current Mood: weird


Jun. 19th, 2003 03:52 am (local)
I think it must be in the air, my 2foot did the same thing to me last night, whisked me off to what we call the pit to have a wash. Although, think yourself lucky, my bottom gets wiped everyday!


Jun. 21st, 2003 02:30 pm (local)
Bottoms and poo
I'll tell you Thumper, I really don't get this poo thing. I'm usually very good at keeping myself clean, ok, so sometimes I overdo it with the treats and stuff, and I get the runs, so I guess it's ok for my 2 foot to look after me when I'm under the weather, but to give my backside a scrub just because it has an odd current stuck to it, COME ON!

He (my 2 foot) keeps going on about something called fly strike, but I have no idea what that is.

Flopsy Girl on the other hand seems to really enjoy having her bits seen to (I think strictly between you and me she's a bit kinky!)

Jun. 23rd, 2003 05:41 am (local)
Re: Bottoms and poo
Hello Dandybun its Bic here.
I think that all two-foots have a poo obsession, my two foot even collects my poo sometimes! And that whole 'flipped-upside-down-and-bottom-wiped-with-a-baby-wipe' thing happens to me all the time!! How embarrassing! They wouldn't like it if they had to have it done!!

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