Mayhem? I'll show you mayhem!
Jun. 24th, 2003 at 7:20 AM
Those of you who have been paying attention (which I trust you all have) may have noticed me mention in passing that as compensation for not being invited to the bunny party on Sunday, I expected lots of treats. Well, I have to tell you my loyal readers that as of yet no treats have been forthcoming. I've been patient, in fact, I've been very patient, but the fact is No treats, nothing , zip, zilch!
I am not going to get angry, I am going to get even. I will start by systematically eating all of the furniture in the living room, and then I'll poo everywhere, and then I'll thump all night, and then, and then.... WHERE'S MY TREATS! I WANT MY TREATS, I WANT THEM NOW, HELLO - ARE YOU LISTENING, I WANT TREATS, I WANT TREATS, IWANT TREATS, I WANT TREATS
Current Mood: angry
Jun. 24th, 2003 03:00 am (local)
Oh dear, this is not good. Thump, thump, thump as hard as you can, we do. Although first of all our 2foot gets rather angry (especially if it is at night), but as she is a huge push-over we have found, we just all sit and look very cute so she cannot be angry anymore. This is when she either gives us hugs or treats ... we do not mind either, we are not fussy.
Thumper-Binx, Mister Jingles and Loppy
Jun. 24th, 2003 03:55 am (local)
Oh dear! So your 2 foots didn't produce any treats yet? Well, perhaps your 2 foot (without the fur on top) has been a bit preoccupied with his latest ordeal for the Bunnyfarm. Instead of stamping and getting into mischief, try a little TLC and lick his nose to let him know you're sympathetic. I bet you'll get lots of treats in return!
"Lao Tu Tze" (Bunny Bunny in Oregon)