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dandy's journal by Arwen

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Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was even more puzzled than usual about the behaviour of his pet 2-foots...

Just when I thought.......
Nov. 17th, 2003 at 7:32 AM

Just when I thought that I was beginning to understand the 2-foots, they start to display more erratic behaviour.

I have previously mentioned the box in the corner that lights up and shows pictures. Well usually, they do not make the box light up until quite late in the day, but yesterday, they made it light up in the morning. Apparently, it was showing something called "The Rugby World Cup", now I tell you, I thought cricket was strange, but this!

It started off with a big lawn full of 2-foots, and one of them was holding a ball. The thing was though, the ball was not round, so I can only assume that it was faulty. Anyway, as I was saying, when the 2-foot holding the ball realised that it was faulty, he kicked it as far away as he could, but then, he changed his mind, and ran after it. All the other 2-foots ran after it as well, and then started fighting when one of them caught it. This went on for a while, and then they must have decided that this ball was the cause of all the trouble, so one of the 2-foots put it down on the ground, took a few steps backwards, and then kicked it right off the lawn. Now that seemed like a good idea to me, get rid of the thing that's causing all of the trouble, and then everyone can be friends again. Unfortunately though, someone threw the ball back on to the lawn, and it all started again!

This went on for ages and ages, but finally, all of the 2-foots tramped off the lawn, so I thought that must be the end of it, but blow me, if they didn't all tramp back on again just a little while later, and they did the whole thing again!

While all of this was going on, our 2-foots were getting really excited, but yet they seemed the most pleased when it was all over. When the 2-foots on the lawn finally called it a day, our 2-foots were ecstatic.

What I don't understand is, if it upset them so much while it was going on, why did they watch it? If I live to be 10, I will NEVER understand them!
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Nov. 17th, 2003 03:49 am (local)
Oh, I know what you mean. The strange thing is our 2-foot especially the one with the deeper voice calls it egg chasing!!!!! How can you chase an egg? If you throw it, will it not break? I do not think we will ever understand 2foots.

Bye for now - Loppy, Mister Jingles and Tigger

...but as long as the food keeps coming we do not mind.

Nov. 17th, 2003 04:15 am (local)
Hi Loppy:

Without doubt, it's vital that they put our feeding times (every hour on the hour is my ideal) as their first priority before ANYTHING else, I must confess though, I would be happier if they did not have the light up box, as it does distract them.

Nov. 17th, 2003 09:18 am (local)
Re: Food
We know just what you mean.

Have a jolly evening - Loppy, Mister Jingles and Tigger

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