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Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was bemoaning the failure of the 2-foots to honour his new year resolutions...

Must try harder.
Jan. 2nd, 2004 at 9:17 AM

Well you must admit it was a simple list.... you remember? the one I wrote for the 2-foots regarding new year's resolutions, well I'm afraid I have to tell you that they are failing miserably already!

For a start, they made us go to bed last night, and I DISTINCTLY told them that this was unacceptable. Another thing, although we are still getting some marvellous food (some dried pineapple rings have also appeared in our food bowl lately), is it coming every hour on the hour as instructed? I THINK NOT!

About the only thing they are getting right is that they are paying us non-stop uninterrupted attention, BUT SO THEY SHOULD.
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( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 2nd, 2004 03:23 am (local)
Oh dear Dandy; well it is only the 2nd of January, it may take a while before the 2foots get to really understand your resolution list.

Take care, Loppy, Mister Jingles, TiGgEr and Honeybunny

Jan. 2nd, 2004 07:56 am (local)
If only that were true... the trouble is, I've heard that the further they get from new year's day, the less likely they are to remember the things they set out to do!

Jan. 2nd, 2004 03:22 pm (local)
Oh, this is typical of the species - so very fickle! You really need to put copies of the resolutions on every surface, every book, the television, the fridge, the music thingy - EVERYTHING - and if the worst come to the worst - remember the poo in the shoes!
Up to now our resolutions have worked but the fridge does seem to be looking a little bit empty! No worries, Violet will despatch our mum and dad to the shops tomorrow - or else!
Regards to you both, hope you are keeping well.
Love from Mr Jingles and the rest of the hairy mob

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