Out all night
Jan. 16th, 2004 at 7:24 AM
Well, there is no doubt about it, the 2-foots MUST be deeply sorry for all the disruption on Wednesday, as they let us play out all last night, and one of them is staying at home with us today. I'd like to thank everybun for all their suggestions on how best to deal with the 2-foots when they neglect us, but I'd like to give a special mention to Gin and Tonic, as they suggested biting the 2-foots trousers (which is a brand new suggestion). Incidentally, Gin and Tonic now have a journal of their own which you can read at:-
I particularly like the style that they have chosen for their journal, VERY PROFESSIONAL! although, as I'm sure that you are all aware, it's content that matters, and after all... Well, do I have to say it? you know how modest I am, oh well, if you insist. MINE IS THE BEST!!!!!!
Current Mood: accomplished
Jan. 16th, 2004 04:54 am (local)
Attracting 2foots attention
It has come to our notice that a really really good way to get attention off our 2foots is to lie down and play dead. This is especially good if you lie on your back with your legs in the air and pretend to be asleep. When they wake you up give them evils and only talk to them if they apologise and give you lots of petting and treats.
We have also been told by Elderberry that another good way of doing this is walking up to the 2foots whilst reading something and then run away with it and eat it! - this one seems to really upset them!
Jan. 16th, 2004 08:22 am (local)
Re: Attracting 2foots attention
Thanks for that, I'll add them to the list of ways to annoy the 2-foots!