dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
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Ask Flopsy
Feb. 16th, 2004 at 7:27 AM
Arwen and Fizz
I don't know if it's because of Valentine's day or what, but Flopsy Girl has decided that she would like to pass on her wisdom to anybun who would care to listen. She has decided that she would like to write an agony aunt column in Bunny Camp News, so if anybun has anything that they would like to ask Flopsy Girl, please feel free, and she will answer your questions in the edition that will be published in the coming week.
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Feb. 16th, 2004 09:44 am (local)
Hi Dandy, firstly we love your poem about Flopsy Girl, we hope you had a really lovely Valentines Day, we did ;).

Oh wow, congratulations to Flopsy Girl for taking her new role as Agony Aunt.

Love -Loppy, Mister Jingles, TiGgEr, Honeybunny and Bobbin

Feb. 16th, 2004 10:05 am (local)
Ask Flopsy
So have you any questions for Flopsy Girl?

Feb. 16th, 2004 11:59 am (local)
Re: Ask Flopsy
Well, unfortunately at the moment we do not have any questions as we are still tranquil since Valentines Day, but no doubt we will have many, many questions soon.

Love - Loppy, Mister Jingles, TiGgEr, Honeybunny and Bobbin

Flopsy Girl’s Problem Page

Dear Flopsy Girl……
We had a treat ball given to us yesterday by our 2-foot, now we had a little trouble getting the treats out at first, but we soon got the hang of it. To cut a long story short, our 2-foot tried to get a few treats out of the ball this morning, but had some difficulty. Our question is, do 2-foots have the same brain power as us buns? As sometimes we do wonder. – Loppy

Well Loppy. It’s plain that the 2-foots are not as intelligent as us buns. After all, they spend all day at work to slave away and make enough money so that they can afford to keep us in luxury, and we let them!

Dear Flopsy Girl……
The obvious question, how do we get MORE FOOD? We are on this diet to help Mister Jingles, but come on, we have been on this for a week or more ...... – TiGgEr & Honeybunny

I think that the best thing to do is to start to eat the carpet and the furniture. 2-foots think that these things are important, so if they think that you are eating them because you do not have enough food, then they will give you more.

Dear Flopsy Girl……
How long do diets last? – Mister Jingles

All diets last too long

Dear Flopsy Girl……
we have heard the saying of "you cannot teach an old dog new tricks" whatever that means. How can we teach Honeybunny to use the litter tray? We have tried everything. – Bobbin

Dear Bobbin, you have not said how old Honeybunny is. With buns, we get more intelligent as we get older, so we can always learn new tricks. You will just have to be patient.

Dear Flopsy Girl……

How do we convince our 2-foot (the one with not much fur on top of his head) to let us going in the rest of their condo? We are ONLY allowed to stay in their kitchen... It's a big kitchen mind! – Gin & Tonic

Ah this one also takes time and patience. You have to be really cute, so much so that the 2-foots can’t bear to let you out of their sight. In order for this to happen, obviously they need to allow you to go wherever they go.

Dear Flopsy Girl……

What do we need to do to get a bunnygirl? – Gin & Tonic

This is not an easy question to answer. You need to let your 2-foots know that they are being cruel to you by depriving you of a girlybun to spend quality time with. You need to appeal to their higher sensibilities. If I were you, I’d pee on the floor.

Dear Flopsy Girl……

How do we do to seduce a bunnygirl? We have spent Valentine's day together and had no girly bun to write a poem like Dandy did for you :( – Gin & Tonic

In my experience, the best way to seduce a bunnygirl is to pamper her. Leave all the best food for her, lick her ears clean, and generally submit to her every desire….

If you have a question for Flopsy Girl, please send her an e-mail to :-
Flopsy Girl will be happy to help 2-foots with their problems as well as rabbits, or any other animals.

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