Mar. 16th, 2004 at 7:29 AM
I'm worried about Flopsy Girl.... No I really am. She said to me yesterday, "Dandy, I think it's time I went in for some self improvement. I'm going to study Phil Ossiffy".
This is worrying. Who is this Phil Ossiffy? does she fancy him? am I going to have to fight for my best girl?
I thought we had an idyllic relationship..... I thought I was all she wanted... Where did I go wrong.... WAHHHHHH
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