Jun. 3rd, 2004 at 7:08 AM
Arwen and Fizz
Good morning readers.
I want to talk to you today about 2-foots. These poor misunderstood creatures are often thought of as little more than vermin, but if you take time to study them and learn about their little ways, then they can make very rewarding pets. Although it is true that they can be very difficult to train, if you persevere, they can prove to be invaluable, or if you are very lucky, valuable. 2-foots do take a lot of looking after true enough, and nobun should have any illusions about the difficulty of looking after them, but if you are looking for a hobby, then perhaps being a 2-foot owner is for you. There are millions of 2-foots out there without buns to look after them, so please give your time generously.
For more information about 2-foots, and their care, write to Flopsy Girl at firstname.lastname@example.org and she will answer all your questions on her problem page.
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( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 4th, 2004 12:28 am (local)
Well Dandy, if everybun takes your comments to heart and starts adopting 2foots I predict Flopsy Girl will have a mailbag full to over-flowing!
Jun. 4th, 2004 01:32 am (local)
We understand your worries Dandy - we wish that we could help but we have 2 2foots of our own and they are enough to keep 25 of us worn out looking after them. Perhaps some buns out there will see the need for pets and take one or even a bonded pair into their homes :-)
Love from The Hairy Mob