HOW DARE THEY!!!
Jun. 16th, 2004 at 7:02 AM
I have never been so insulted in my life!!!!!
HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!
The weather is warm, it has been for days. One of the things that happens to me in warm weather is, I sometimes, just occasionally get the squits. So I had a mucky bum... THAT'S NO REASON TO CARRY ME UPSTAIRS & WASH IT!!!
I have never felt so angry, and humiliated in my whole life
I'm planning my revenge.....
Current Mood: angry
Jun. 16th, 2004 10:19 am (local)
Hello mate, I know what you mean I also get the squits sometimes, so off to have a bum bath. The dignity ...... not!
Mister Jingles and The Gower Bunn Gang
Jun. 16th, 2004 01:01 pm (local)
Maybe you should hold it all in next time you get the squits and then poo it all into one of there shoes that'll teach them.
Jun. 16th, 2004 01:03 pm (local)
That is always a good plan. The trouble is, there's no holding this lot in!
The good thing is though, I have had them both down on their hands & knees scrubbing the carpet!
Jun. 17th, 2004 01:03 am (local)
The trick is to run really fast while it's all coming out - that way your bum stays clean and you wreak havoc on the surroundings and give the 2foots something to do with all their free time!