What a let down
Jun. 17th, 2004 at 6:56 AM
Now as you all know, I'm a reasonable kind of bun. I NEVER fly off the handle, I'm always calm & collected, in fact, I am an example to all as to how to behave... BUT... THE 2-FOOTS LIED TO ME!!!.... Let me start at the beginning. One of my favourite treats is pineapple. For anybun who does not know, pineapple is a fruit which grows in dried slices inside plastic bags. Pineapple is a bit exotic, so it's not always available (I think it takes nearly a week to grow), and as it is a treat, I accept the fact that we can't have it every single day, so I was pleased last night when my 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head) said that he had managed to get some pineapple for us, BUT HE LIED!!! He produced a big oval knobbly thing that he cut some chunks off. The chunks were big and sort of wet, NOT PROPER PINEAPPLE AT ALL!!! WE WERE REALLY ANGRY THAT HE SHOULD BUILD OUR HOPES UP ONLY TO DASH THEM SO CRUELLY!
We are not going to over react... We are not going to take immediate action... bet we will store this one up for the future... we will remember... our turn will come.
Current Mood: discontent
( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 17th, 2004 08:36 am (local)
We don't get pineapple in a dry form at all we only ever get it as the wet knobbly thing. Therefore there are two types of pineapple - We think it might be like our 2foots allotment where stuff seems to be growing in big black buckets rather than the Tesco allotment where the stuff grows in plastic bags.
However, we think that your 2foots desperately need the training day on sunday and maybe after it you will be able to keep them under control...
Jun. 17th, 2004 08:41 am (local)
Oh I do so hope you are right... I sympathise with you though if you only get the inferior form of pineapple, we would not touch it with a barge pole!
Jun. 17th, 2004 03:05 pm (local)
Hi, Dandy! I've never tried this Pineapple thing. But if it's like apples, I probably wouldn't like it. I know my Mom tried to get me to drink some yellowish smelly stuff and I think she called it Pineapple Juze, but I wouldn't go near it. It was all yellow and icky smelling. Oh, I was wondering if you would mind that I added you to my friends list. Let me know!
Jun. 17th, 2004 03:26 pm (local)
Of course I would be delighted to be one of your friends, I've added you to my list too!
I have had apple, I can take it or leave it (I usually leave it). It's not much like pineapple though.