This is getting beyond a joke
Aug. 6th, 2004 at 7:29 AM
Arwen and Fizz
I love Flopsy Girl dearly, I really do, but what has she let me in for now? Apparently, whatever is making Flopsy Girl ill can be passed on to other buns. It is a thing called e.c. What this means is that not only does Flopsy Girl have to take horrid white medicine, but I do too, in case I'm affected!!!
Flopsy Girl has been doing some research, and she has discovered that e.c. stands for Eric Clapton. Well let me tell you, if I catch Mr. Eric Clapton hanging around here, HE WILL BE THE ONE DOING THE SUFFERING!!!!
Apparently the symptoms of Eric Clapton are "Slowhand" (well paws in our case I suppose), an acute sense of style (well we both have that), a taste for beautiful does (well I have that), and a wish to be pampered (we both have that), so it looks dear readers as though the 2-foots are right, and we are indeed suffering from "Eric Clapton"
Current Mood: annoyed
Aug. 6th, 2004 12:51 pm (local)
More signs to look for
Well now, what a bit of a blow - never mind, we have a few more signs for you to look out for.
Firstly, our mum calls him Eric Clapped-Out - this is because he is really old but pretends to be younger - is this the case with you and Flopsy Girl?
Secondly, when mum hears him she says that he makes her skin crawl - now this is a sign to look for at all times - if your skin crawls a lot then you are having an Eric Clapped-Out day or week.
Thirdly, his voice is AWFUL - now, is either of yours that bad? If so then you are suffering from Eric Clapped-Out.
Just keep on taking the medicine and hopefully, you won't get these terrible things that we have found out - when all is said and done, you are both very nice looking buns and if you got a bad case of Eric Clapped-Out you could end up looking like him!!!! The thought of that is awful - take you medicines - please, please, please!
Love from The Hairy Mob
Aug. 6th, 2004 08:19 pm (local)
My Mom says that the Music Person called EC was once called Frith! I don’t really understand, but I think it has something to do with making lots of noise on one of those Wooden Boxes with the strings across it. Maybe if you get his sickness, you will want to make noise on a Wooden Box with strings across it! I believe EC sings a song called “Wonderful BunNight”, so he can’t be all bad!
Aug. 6th, 2004 09:07 pm (local)
Dandy, have you considered that your 2foot with no fur may also have this and need treating since you say he often makes noises with a wooden box with strings!
Aug. 7th, 2004 08:17 am (local)
I often think that my 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head needs special treatment, probably with a hard heavy object to knock some sense into him