dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen

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Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was plotting revenge.

Now What!
Aug. 27th, 2004 at 7:40 AM

This is getting ridiculous! Instead of staying at home with us yesterday, THE 2-FOOTS WENT OUT!!! I wouldn't mind so much if they brought us a present when they came home, but no, nothing.

We have decided to poo in as many places as possible today, we just need to decide which places will annoy them the most. I have already flicked a piece halfway up the wall, and Flopsy Girl has managed to score a direct hit on the front of the light up box. We will target their shoes next, but would appreciate any suggestions of where to poo after that.
Current Mood: bitchy



Aug. 27th, 2004 09:08 am (local)
Squishy ones, right in their line of walking!

Aug. 27th, 2004 10:08 am (local)
Squishy poo's
Also get Flopsy to go upstairs and do squishy ones on the bed....

That'll teach them....

Aug. 27th, 2004 11:26 am (local)
Re: Squishy poo's
Now, that's a very good idea.

Aug. 27th, 2004 11:32 am (local)
If you have access to the kitchen and a good flicking technique it's worth trying to get some onto the work surface, or better still into cups or dishes.
It's also good exercise and great fun, like basketball or something. Your very own olympics!

My predecessor used to flick pee up all the kitchen cupboards with great skill. I don't know why but the 2 foots like to keep toilet things and food quite separate - another of their strange quirks. We all know eating and pooing go hand in hand, so they are just trying to stifle their natural urges as usual . . .


Aug. 27th, 2004 01:01 pm (local)
Our finest moment was weeing in one of our 2-foots shoes while she wasn't looking. She was ever so surprised :D

Percy and Rosie

Aug. 27th, 2004 06:40 pm (local)
Don't forget to do a lot of chewing! I'll bet there's a favorite shirt somewhere...

Your Comments
Aug. 27th, 2004 at 7:15 PM

Thank you all very much for your helpful comments & suggestions... LET MAYHEM COMMENCE!
Current Mood: giddy

Aug. 28th, 2004 10:09 am (local)
What has happened to the hairy mob Dandy? Do you know? We do miss them.

Aug. 28th, 2004 01:18 pm (local)
The Hairy Mob
The hairy mob are still out there, but a few of them have not been well, so they are spending time looking after each other rather than writing in their journal.

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