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The punishments

As promised, today I am going to detail what the bunnydories were that we have all decided to put the punishments in.

First of all, our lightest punishments:-

a). The hay scatter - making as much mess as possible
d). Thumping
f). Facing them with ears flat and staring
h). The bunny butt - sit on the floor and face your tush at them

Then the middle punishments:-

b). The bowl toss - makes a mess AND makes a noise
g). Spraying them with wee
I). Wait till they are sleeping then make as much noise as you can until they wake up, the best time to do this is in the middle of the night.

Finally, the most severe.

c). Poo in the shoe - soft squishy ones are best
e). Chewing important papers
j). Send them to the pub.

What I now need from all of you are suggestions for which crimes should be punished. When we have the list, then we can vote next week on what level of punishment each crime deserves.

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merridoe
Nov. 18th, 2004 09:05 pm (UTC)
crimes
Hi, Dandy! Here’s a partial list of 2foot behaviors that require punishment:

-2 foots staying out late

-2 foots making a lot of noise during the day (prime nap and beauty sleep time!)

-Banging on those wooden boxes with strings and making a general racket

-Having the Noisy Box with Pictures on too loud or too late

-Not getting fed on time (us buns are on a schedule, you know!)

-Blocking off certain areas of the burrow (one of my “pet” peeves)

-Eating stinky foods

-Burning something

-feeding your buns inferior foods

We’ll get the 2foot situation under control in no time!
(Anonymous)
Nov. 21st, 2004 11:06 am (UTC)
The Rainbow Chamber may have to step in here with our powers as some of us feel item g) - Spraying them with wee - should be placed in the 'Most Severe' category.
Spraying wee in general (which has not been listed) would be entirely appropriate to go into the 'Middle Punishments" category.

I have not been able to ascertain views from all Rainbow Chamber members so any who have not been consulted should post their views here before the final decision is made whether to over-rule Bunnymint or not in this matter.

The good news is we are content with all the other decisions reached so far.

Melster
jerseymob
Nov. 21st, 2004 11:56 am (UTC)
We agree Spraying with wee should be a severe punishment.

Things 2 foots should be punished for are:
Not giving us any greens.
Feeding us late
Not providing enough toys
Not leaving the warm white thing on during the day to keep us warm.
Going out in the evenings and leaving us on our own.
Stopping us from chewing things we shouldn't
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