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Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was hungry

Feb. 2nd, 2005 at 8:47 PM

I think that it is time that we all had a serious discussion about food. My food has diminished since the stupid 2-foots put me on a diet, which I find wholly unacceptable.

Millie on the other hand seems to get ENDLESS supplies as they seem to think she needs fattening up.

Now to me the solution is simple (then again it would be as I am the most handsome, talented, and modest bun in the world). If you have 2 buns, 1 overweight and 1 underweight all you need to do is add them both together & divide by 2, and that leaves you with 2 buns that are just right.

If ONLY the 2-foots had some intelligence....
Current Mood: frustrated



Feb. 2nd, 2005 04:38 pm (local)
Oh, what a smart bun you are! Now if only you can convince the 2foots...

Feb. 3rd, 2005 02:29 am (local)
Oh yes, try and tell that to our 2foot as well. There's 9 of us and we think we would all be underweight if you added us all together and divide my 9. MORE FOOD IS NEEDED!!

Feb. 3rd, 2005 04:57 am (local)
Blending buns
I find this a worrying thought. Because if Millie had to have a bit of you to make up her ideal size, which bit would you be willing to give up?
Obviously it would be good if she had a bit of you and became more like you and easier to get along with . . . but might that mean you had to donate some essential part of body or soul - and you would no longer be you?

Feb. 3rd, 2005 08:42 am (local)
Re: Blending buns
Interesting thought. Dandy, could you just loose a little fur and give it to Millie?

Feb. 4th, 2005 08:23 am (local)
Re: Blending buns
Yes I see your point Melster, but there is always something you can give up. I am quite prepared to let Millie have my claw clippings.

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