dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen

Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was gloating.
Millie on the other paw was wet...

Monday morning peace and quiet
Aug. 1st, 2005 at 9:22 AM

Monday mornings are very satisfying. The 2-foots get out of bed early, and carry me downstairs where I feast on a fine breakfast of beans and Pour-Ridge-Oats. I spent a very pleasant night, chewing things, scampering about, and generally making lots of noise so that the 2-foots hardly got any sleep at all, but anyway, I MUST tell you about yesterday...

Millie Bun had a mucky bum. I'm sure she would have cleaned it given the chance, but I must say it was a bit whiffy! Our 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head) grabbed her, and without further ado, he put her in that big bath thing that they have, and gave her bottom a real good wash!

MILLIE HATED IT! She wriggled, and twisted, but she could not escape. The 2-foot held on tight, and didn' let go until she was spotless!!!

She's such a crawler though, she let him dry her, and then made a big fuss of him.

If I live to be 10, I'll never understand does!


Aug. 1st, 2005 07:36 pm (local)
I haven't much experience with does, but I can't understand how she can make a big fuss of the 2 foot after such an experience.

I like Monday mornings too. I just don't understand why the 2 foots always look so miserable on that morning though.

Aug. 1st, 2005 07:51 pm (local)
Why do does become crawlers? Do they not realise that if you turn your back to the 2 foot they respect you more for it!

Aug. 2nd, 2005 03:26 am (local)
Sometimes it's just nice to be a Princess...

Monday's are no fun
Aug. 1st, 2005 at 9:32 AM

I don't like Mondays. I mean, particularly when you have been busy all night, and you are just about to go to sleep, the 2-foots make you go downstairs for breakfast (that's if Dandy hasn't eaten it all by the time I get there).

Yesterday, something REALLY strange happened. I'd just been eating some poo, but I'd had enough, so I thought that I'd leave some stuck to my bum for later, when out of the blue, one of the 2-foots picked me up and started washing my back end! Well I don't mind telling you, it came as a bit of a shock, I mean I know that 2-foots are weird, but they never cease to amaze me just how weird they can get! Any way, after a short while, the 2-foot lifted me out and started drying me (I guess he must have felt guilty or something). I let him dry me, and then I stuck close by him to keep a close watch in case he got any other strange ideas.
Current Mood: confused

Aug. 1st, 2005 07:34 pm (local)
Oh, Millie are you alright? that is the most strange thing I have heard in ages. I don't blame you for keeping an eye on him.
Let us know if anything else strange happens.

Aug. 2nd, 2005 08:47 am (local)
Nothing so far

Aug. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (local)
Gosh that has never happened to us here in the channels but then we are both very clean bunnies who take pride in our personal hygiene.

Aug. 2nd, 2005 08:48 am (local)
OOOOOH Get you!

Aug. 2nd, 2005 03:28 am (local)
Silly 2foots! Mine collect all my hard little poos in a box below my room. I think the 2foot I call Mom treasures them and puts them somewhere special in her garden.

Aug. 2nd, 2005 08:48 am (local)
That is good behaviour for a 2-foot. Well done with your training.

Aug. 3rd, 2005 01:43 pm (local)


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