dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen

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I think that it is time that we all had a serious discussion about food. My food has diminished since the stupid 2-foots put me on a diet, which I find wholly unacceptable.

Millie on the other hand seems to get ENDLESS supplies as they seem to think she needs fattening up.

Now to me the solution is simple (then again it would be as I am the most handsome, talented, and modest bun in the world). If you have 2 buns, 1 overweight and 1 underweight all you need to do is add them both together & divide by 2, and that leaves you with 2 buns that are just right.

If ONLY the 2-foots had some intelligence....

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