Monday mornings are very satisfying. The 2-foots get out of bed early, and carry me downstairs where I feast on a fine breakfast of beans and Pour-Ridge-Oats. I spent a very pleasant night, chewing things, scampering about, and generally making lots of noise so that the 2-foots hardly got any sleep at all, but anyway, I MUST tell you about yesterday...

Millie Bun had a mucky bum. I'm sure she would have cleaned it given the chance, but I must say it was a bit whiffy! Our 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head) grabbed her, and without further ado, he put her in that big bath thing that they have, and gave her bottom a real good wash!

MILLIE HATED IT! She wriggled, and twisted, but she could not escape. The 2-foot held on tight, and didn' let go until she was spotless!!!

She's such a crawler though, she let him dry her, and then made a big fuss of him.

If I live to be 10, I'll never understand does!