March 30th, 2003

Arwen and Fizz

Mother's Day

As I'm sure I've said before (at length). Women are unfathomable. Today it's Mother's day. Now Flopsy Girl is not a Mother. Indeed, she does not even possess the necessary equipment to become one (It's nice to know that I'm not the only one that had some very personal bits removed), however, she seems to think that just because she's a doe, that I should be making more of a fuss of her today. MORE OF A FUSS? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? I already spend most of my time grooming her, snuggling up to her, allowing her first dive in to the food bowl.... It's typical. She says I should be doing more, but she can't tell me what it is that I should be doing. She just says "Dandy, I should not have to tell you, you should just know".

Roll on Father's day. Then I will REALLY show her what unreasonable means.
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