June 24th, 2003

Arwen and Fizz

Mayhem? I'll show you mayhem!

Those of you who have been paying attention (which I trust you all have) may have noticed me mention in passing that as compensation for not being invited to the bunny party on Sunday, I expected lots of treats. Well, I have to tell you my loyal readers that as of yet no treats have been forthcoming. I've been patient, in fact, I've been very patient, but the fact is No treats, nothing , zip, zilch!

I am not going to get angry, I am going to get even. I will start by systematically eating all of the furniture in the living room, and then I'll poo everywhere, and then I'll thump all night, and then, and then.... WHERE'S MY TREATS! I WANT MY TREATS, I WANT THEM NOW, HELLO - ARE YOU LISTENING, I WANT TREATS, I WANT TREATS, IWANT TREATS, I WANT TREATS
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