Humph!
Oh that Flopsy Girl. She sure knows how to get on the right side of the 2-foots. Take this morning foe example, My 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head) came to give us some fresh hay. So he should, we deserve it, so I just let him get on with it and take no notice, but that Flopsy Girl, do you know what she did? SHE LICKED HIM! Well, he went all gooey eyed, made a fuss of her, told her how lovely she was, IT WAS PATHETIC!!! What's worse, he took no notice of me whatsoever.