December 31st, 2003

Arwen and Fizz

New Year's Eve

Well my friends, tomorrow is New Year's Day. I hope that this means that there will be some changes. Flopsy Girl tells me that one of the things that 2-foots do is to make new year's resolutions, so I have some suggestions for our 2-foots:-

1. Make more fuss of Dandy
2. Give Dandy more treats
3. Give Dandy more toys
4. Don't make Dandy go to bed (ever)
5. Feed Dandy more often (every hour on the hour would do it).
6. Leave the heating on all the time while it is cold.
7. Spend more time with Dandy
8. Groom Dandy more often (every hour on the half hour, when I've finished my food).
9. Submit to Dandy's every whim as his happiness is the most important thing
10. If in doubt, go back to resolution number 1 and work through them all again.

I do realise that I have not mentioned Flopsy Girl in any of this, but that's fine, as I'll share all of my food & toys with her anyway, but after all I am number one bun around here and... Oh hello Flopsy girl, I was just telling everybun how devoted I am to you, and that the 2-foots should pay you more attention......
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