December 11th, 2004

Arwen and Fizz

A trip in the official Pry-Minister's metal box on wheels

Well it had been a while, so I decided to summon my pet 2-foot (the one with no fur on the top of his head), and have him take me out for a ride.

I must say it was very enjoyable. As I am the world's most generous, handsome. talented, and modest bun, I allowed the other 2-foot to come with us for part of the way, but then I made her get out as I needed the extra space. First of all, I went to the place where Auntie Francis (the best bunny vet in the world) lives. She was not there, so I allowed her son Tom to introduce himself. He seems reasonable enough (for a 2-foot), and as he was so polite, I allowed him to give me my VHD jab (just so he would feel useful). Next, we called off at the Sainsbury's allotment. I sent my 2-foot in there on his own, as I did not want to be bothered with digging up all of the plastic bags full of salad.

By now of course, I was absolutely exhausted with all of the hard work, so I instructed my pet 2-foot to take me home to Flopsy Girl.

One breadstick later, we are now relaxing. I'm worn out already, and we are not even half way through the day yet!
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