October 9th, 2005

Arwen and Fizz

Fire werks

A WARNING TO ALL BUNS It has come to the stupid time of year when the stupid 2-foots buy stupid fire werks and make lots of lound noises and bangs and things. You need to know that as long as you are tucked up safe and warm, the fire werks will not harm you, but given a choice, even if you are outdoor buns, you would be well advised to spend your evenings indoors with your 2-foots.

I cannot for the life of me understand why the 2-foots spend money on fire werks which could be used on toys and treats for us, but still, I suppose it's just because they are stupid and with our superior in-ter-lekts we find it difficult to think down to their level.
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