September 23rd, 2006

Arwen and Fizz

Training the 2-foots

I am now starting on a long campaign. I need to come up with a strict training regime. I need to teach the 2-foots how to do everything one-handed. There is a very good reason for this. Unlike Millie, I am the kind of bun that likes to be constantly stroked, have my ears and my back scratched, my nose rubbed, etc, etc. In order to perform these tasks unendingly neccessitates the 2-foots having one hand free all the time.

The training begins now

Any suggestions would be appreciated

Oh... hang on... yes... right there... just behind my ear... Yeeesssss........
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