After all of the pain... after all of the frustration, I decided to give the 2-foots an ulty-may-tum.
Now are you going to produce the goods, or am I going to get nasty?
Wait... what's that... I think I can smell something...
THERE'S A RUSSELL SPROWT TREE AND MILLIE'S EATING IT!!!
AT LAST!!! BLISS!!!