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Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was suffering an indignity...

Jun. 16th, 2004 at 7:02 AM

I'm speechless!!!!!!!
I have never been so insulted in my life!!!!!

The weather is warm, it has been for days. One of the things that happens to me in warm weather is, I sometimes, just occasionally get the squits. So I had a mucky bum... THAT'S NO REASON TO CARRY ME UPSTAIRS & WASH IT!!!

I have never felt so angry, and humiliated in my whole life

I'm planning my revenge.....
Current Mood: angry



Jun. 16th, 2004 10:19 am (local)
Hello mate, I know what you mean I also get the squits sometimes, so off to have a bum bath. The dignity ...... not!

Mister Jingles and The Gower Bunn Gang

Jun. 16th, 2004 01:01 pm (local)
Maybe you should hold it all in next time you get the squits and then poo it all into one of there shoes that'll teach them.


Jun. 16th, 2004 01:03 pm (local)
Re: Revenge
That is always a good plan. The trouble is, there's no holding this lot in!

The good thing is though, I have had them both down on their hands & knees scrubbing the carpet!

Jun. 17th, 2004 01:03 am (local)
Re: Revenge
The trick is to run really fast while it's all coming out - that way your bum stays clean and you wreak havoc on the surroundings and give the 2foots something to do with all their free time!

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