November 17th, 2019

Arwen and Fizz

Dandy's Journal revisited

15 years ago today, Dandy was counting the votes.






The results of this week's voting
Nov. 17th, 2004 at 3:47 PM

First of all, I have to say what a terrible turnout we had for voting this week. I was most surprised that Bramble's pack made no attempt to vote.

1. I propose that we try to come up with a plan to make the sun warmer, as it does seem to be getting chilly and I'm worried the veggies won't grow if it gets too cold! Do we have a Department of Energy? - From Merridoe

8 votes for and none against, so this one is carried. We are looking forward to hearing Merry's proposals for how she is going to make this happen.

2. We propose that all bunnies should be treated equally by 2-foots and buns and that Elderberry should stop bossing us around. - From Henbane and Bittersweet

7 votes for, and one against. ALL BUNS ARE EQUAL (it's just that I am more equal than the rest of you)

3. I would like to propose something for voting this week.
With Christmas coming, my two foots always leave out a mince pie and a carrot for the blinkin reindeers.
Now I have nothing against Reindeers, but I do object to them being given one of my carrots.
It is bad enough that I have to share my carrots with the Piggies, but blinkin reindeer too. hmmm
I propose that Reindeer should not be given my carrots when they visit at Christmas!!
Thank you - from Buddy - The Helf Minister

4 votes for, and 4 votes against, that means that I have to decide on my own.... Well lets put it this way, as long as there are enough carrots and we don't go short it's only fair to share... well maybe just one bite (as long as it's a small one).

4. Let the punishment fit the crime - from Pry-Minister Dandy.
We have had lots of suggestions for punishing 2-foots, so I propose that we lay down some rules as to how we should punish individual crimes. This is the list of punishments that everybun has come up with:-
a). The hay scatter - making as much mess as possible
b). The bowl toss - makes a mess AND makes a noise
c). Poo in the shoe - soft squishy ones are best
d). Thumping
e). Chewing important papers
f). Facing them with ears flat and staring
g). Spraying them with wee
h). The bunny butt - sit on the floor and face your tush at them
I). Wait till they are sleeping then make as much noise as you can until they wake up, the best time to do this is in the middle of the night.
j). Send them to the pub.
I think we need to handle this in two stages. First, I think we should split the punishments into three bunnydories (a bunnydory is an idea I stole from the meows who have categories). So please vote on which punishments you think are:-
1. severe
2. very severe
3. most severe
When you have done this, then we can go to the next stage which is deciding which crimes to apply them to.

This is such a complicated one, that I'm going to leave it until tomorrow to declare the results and tell you about the next stage.
Current Mood: busy

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Comments

merridoe
Nov. 17th, 2004 05:47 pm (local)
Department of Energy
Since the original cabinet is falling apart here (I think the 2foots were chewing on it), I will be making an entirely new one when I take my official Post on January 10. Anyone who wishes to apply as my Press I Dential Head of the Department of Energy, please let me know by posting to me. Thanks!

jerseymob
Nov. 18th, 2004 07:56 am (local)
We think you are doing a good job Dandy, especially when others don't seem to be doing their job!

Maybe it's the cold weather thats stopping people from turning out to vote.

merridoe
Nov. 18th, 2004 02:24 pm (local)
They should all just huddle by the Pooter - it's warm there! I propose every bunny gets a warm spot like by the Pooter for cold days! Or maybe some nice warm shredding or blankie... The 2foot I call Mom doesn't let me have a towel or blankie 'cause I love nibbling them.

gower_bunn_gang
Nov. 18th, 2004 09:43 am (local)
We are all extremely sorry for not putting our contributions in, but we have been rather busy worrying about the lack of parsley; we do now have some.
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