March 17th, 2020

Arwen and Fizz

Planning for a different future

We are becoming increasingly concerned about this virus thing that is killing all the 2-foots. We have checked on ours this morning and they are not dead yet (at least we don't think that they are as they are still moving about),



but we are nevertheless concerned about there our food is going to come from when they do finally keel over. Therefore, could you please send food parcels asap to the usual address.

Thank you.

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  • Current Music
    My 2-Foot's shadow.
Arwen and Fizz

More on the Stella Artois virus

The 2-foot with no bur on the top of his head works in a shop that sells beds. Not nice beds like this one



but rubbish beds that 2-foots sleep on.

As 2-foots don't really need sleep, the 2-foots think that while the virus is around, his shop may be considered non-essential and may be forced to close for a while. If it happens, then this means that he will be at home with us. As he is the noisy one, this is not good news. What is the point of us having our really nice bed if we can't get any sleep?
  • Current Music
    My 2-Foot's shadow.