The 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head has some strange and disturbing habits. I'm sure that you are all aware of this fact from all that Dandy told you in the past, however it doesn't hurt to occasionally remind everybun when he acts in a particularly weird manner.

This morning, he got up really early to watch the light up box. Now this in itself is unusual for him, as normally, he refuses point blank to switch on the light up box in the mornings. Anyway, he went downstairs and turned it on and watched for over two hours as metal boxes on wheels went round, and round, and round, and round........

Eventually, it all stopped, and it emerged that some 2-foot called "Fizzy-Fella" had won (it was a race apparently). Fizzy-Fella stood on a step, and shook up a bottle of fizzy liquid and squirted all the 2-foots with if, so I guess that the 2-foots must celebrate by doing something that sort of reflects their name. I wonder if they have any drivers called exploding bum......