I am a bun of simple tastes. I know what I like, and I like what I know. Take carrots for instance (although if you try to take one of mine I'll mash you). Carrots are simple, yet bunderful things. They grow in plastic bags, and need no preparation prior to serving, wheras 2-foot food needs all kinds of messing about before they can eat it.
Yet one more thing that shows what an inferior species they are.