Ever since I was a young bun, I’ve binkied down the hall
I’ve binkied in the bathroom; I’ve binkied by the wall
But I’ve never seen anything like him, and I thought I’d seen it all
That big handsome brown bun, he binkies best of all
He stands out in the garden, where it’s nice and green
And then he starts running as fast as fast can be
Then he does a binkie, so everyone can see
That big handsome brown bun, he binkies best of all
He’s a binkie wizard he’s got to be the best
He’s a binkie wizard and I am so impressed
How do you think he does it I don’t know
How he goes so high
He ain’t got no distractions, don’t hear the 2-foot’s yell
He can do it with his eyes closed just using sense of smell
He always jumps the highest, but still he lands so well
That big handsome brown bun, he binkies best of all
I thought I could binkie best of anything
But I just handed my binkie crown to him
Even in the 2-foots bedroom, he can beat my best
Just lead him to a piece of floor and he will do the rest
He’ll run and jump the highest in the every time you call
That big handsome brown bun, he binkies best of all