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Right Then!

I have decided after discussions with Millie that to punish the 2-foots for their appalling behaviour for most of this year, that it is only right and proper to administer a HUGE punishment to them, so we are sending them out to the pub quite early in the evening, and we are not going to let them come home until the wee small hours of the morning.

What does everybun think to that for a plan?


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Dec. 31st, 2006 11:43 am (UTC)
That sounds very fitting, Cedric.
Two things to remember, though:
1) Make sure you've got loads of food and water
2) Watch they don't wobble onto you when they get home, 2-foots can be so unstable compared to us 4-paws
Have a lovely snuggly evening with Millie,
Hoppy New Year!
Friska and Smudge.
Dec. 31st, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
Weelll, I was going to thank Mr.Paul for setting up a live journal account for me since my own 2Foot didn't get it done.
But you two know best as you actually live with them.
Perhaps I'll wait until next year to thank him.
Be careful to stay under something when they come home - until you think they are safely tucked in for the night.
And when it's time to hop on them to feed you, be ready to get under something as they stumble out of bed.
Your friend,
Princess Taz
Dec. 31st, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)
Just be careful they don't fall on you!

Dec. 31st, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a buntastic plan to me
Hoppy new year
Dec. 31st, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
Remember that because they will be getting in late and will probably be all wobbly that in the morning they will feel 'delicate'. This means you need to start thumping much earlier in the morning and of course jumping onto their bed to wake them up!!!

Jazz xx
Dec. 31st, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
We think that is a great punishment - even our two foots agree and have decided to do exactly the same (and we are not even punishing them !!). Stupid Two Foots.

Charlie and Daisy xx
Jan. 1st, 2007 01:25 am (UTC)
That is a fine punishment Cedric. I hope they learn their lesson.

XXOO Gretchen
Jan. 1st, 2007 04:52 am (UTC)
Excellent plan.. that should teach them a valuable lesson.
Jan. 1st, 2007 10:02 am (UTC)
Did you arrange vist to the Poleecy Station for them too. They putt them us for the night in speshul safe nests so they cant hurt themselves. I can then use the "Postal Scales of Justice" in Baldys office to decide wvther that ae good two foots

Judge Loopy
Jan. 1st, 2007 10:54 am (UTC)
I did think about your suggestion Loopy, but as Millie pointed out, this MAY have resulted in our feeding time being delayed, so after some consideration we decided against it.
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