Tonight, the 2-foots have been cooking and eating fish I have never smelt anything so disgusting. Why can't they just eat hay? Their poo wouldn't stink, and it would come out nice and round and straw coloured so that they could just put it on the garden instead of having that complicated litter tray they have that uses water to wash everything away.
The whole burrow smells of fish now, and I just know that the smell will linger for days. Eugh!!!