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Does anybun know what whine is? The 2-foots keep several bottles of it, and every so often they will open one or two and then drink it. I have to say it smells pretty awful, although in some ways it smells a bit fruity, but... well... I can't really put my paw on it, but if you know what I mean it just doesn't smell right. The other thing about it is the more of it they drink, the more stupid they act, until if they drink enough of it, they just fall asleep.

I was wondering if whine was some kind of weapon that we could use in the LIA. Would anybun who knows anything about it please report back so that I can pass the information back to agent 001.

Agent 0014 (realising that it's getting near the end of the month when the awards are handed out).



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Jun. 24th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
I don't know about whine but I do know about whinING...
Jun. 24th, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
Well yes, you do plenty of that
Jun. 24th, 2007 09:10 pm (UTC)
Whine is a disgusting 2foot drink that they make by squashing perfectly good grapes.
Why do 2 foots have to ruin fresh fruit and veggies before they eat it? I will never understand them.
Jun. 24th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
I don't think I want to understand them, but I still think we need to know a bit more about whine.
Jun. 25th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
Sometimes my daddy drinks that. My 2foots drink bears and whiskers too...but only sometimes.

XXOO Gretchen
Jun. 25th, 2007 03:49 pm (UTC)
I've heard it said:

"The French drink wine
The English tea
The Yankee gobs his hot black coffee
The child drinks milk nine times a day
The Scotsman sips his whisky toddy..."

So perhaps if you ask a French Lop they'll be able to tell you what whine is?
Jun. 25th, 2007 04:07 pm (UTC)
We'll have to pass on this one but I know mum likes whine gums!

I think Herefordshire, where we live, is known as Sigh-deer Country?

Jun. 26th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
My 2foots drink lots of coffy. I can tell you what that is!
Jun. 26th, 2007 07:58 am (UTC)
What is it, and does it make them coff?
Jun. 25th, 2007 03:51 pm (UTC)
My 2foots are going to a Vine Yard next weekend where the Whine is made - something about squishing innocent grapes or StrawBerries until they Whine... but I will give a complete report next week when they return. There are Vine Yards at the end of Lawn Guyland and the Buck 2foot is going to try to get pellet tokens for the art stuff he makes. Usually, they come home all red from the Sun 'cause they sit outside all day.
Jun. 26th, 2007 05:46 pm (UTC)
Whine is a potential weapon, but we must be careful how and when we use it. We must ensure the two-foots have attended to our every need before encouraging them to whine, coz otherwise they will fall asleep before our dinner time! x
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