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2-foots

Greetings everybun.

I am becoming increasingly concerned about 2-foots in general. I know that Merry & Ringo have one that until recently was full of tubes, and the other one is a loony. Now it would seem that the Gower Bun Gang have problems with their 2-foot too, and as for ours... well... words fail me!

This has got me wondering. Perhaps we have chosen badly when we decided to keep 2-foots as pets. They are noisy, unreliable, they stink, and they spend far too much time away from the burrow. When you add to that how unstable they are both mentally and physically, I'm beginning to think that we should look at alternatives.

Woofs are no good because they can't bring us things from the Sainsbury's allotment. Meows are no good either because they are lazy. Hefalumps might be alright, but I don't know where you get them from, and doll-finns seem pleasant enough but they do need such a large pond.

I would be really interested to know if you have any suggestions for alternative pets. I'm not suggesting that we have our 2-foots put to sleep or anything like that (well maybe some of them, but we could decide that later), as I'm sure that there are rescues that would take them in.

So come on everybun, let's hear your ideas!

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merridoe
Jun. 26th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Well, maybe the 2foots just need more training - a lot more training. We could just train them to werk less and spend more time with us. Not sure what to do about how delicate they are, though. But I think they've fixed my Mom, at least for now. So I guess we can just take them to the V-E-T from time to time for a tune-up like for the Boxes on Wheels. And the Buck, well, Ringo seems to like him and he was plucking Ringo last night to get out extra fur instead of bugging me, so I guess we can keep him, too.

Alternatively, I know the 2foots saw ChipMunks in their walk the other day. They're cute and fast - perhaps we could train them...
dandybun
Jun. 26th, 2007 11:02 pm (UTC)
Chipmonks... Would they be any good at going to the Sainsbury's allotment for our greens?
merridoe
Jun. 27th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
Our salads were almost 2 hours late, so I was thinking a trade in might be in order. But then again Mom gave me a papaya tablet treat and a fresh ice bottle, so she is fairly well trained. Maybe I'll give her another chance before trading her for a ChipMonk... And the ChipMonks could probably not reach the veggies where they grow in Sainebury's Allotment or Stop 'n' Shop...

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