So they are not experienced enough to be able to sort out the good 2-foots from the bad. So anyway, we sent our 2-foots on a Rabbit Awareness Mission
We instructed our 2-foots to tell all the 2-foots intending to be adopted by a bun exactly how to be a bunny slave, and if they didn't think they were good enough, to be a slave to something like a mowse instead.
We told them as well to collect lots of pellet tokens for the rabbit welfare association, so they collected £60 worth. All in all, a satisfactory result I think!