dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen
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SHOCK HORROR!!!

I don't know how to tell you this... No, honestly, I really don't know how to tell you this, but, but, but, but, I just heard the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head say that HE HAD EATEN A BURGLAR!!!!!

The 2-foots went out late this morning, and came back early in the afternoon, and it is when they came in that I heard them talking about it. The 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head said that it was a big burglar, and he had some onions and salad too!

I am obviously very concerned about this. Firstly, what if there are any more burglars? they might break in and eat our salad, but even more of a worry is, if the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head is going to start eating other 2-foots, he will not be at all popular, and he may not be welcome any more at the Sainsbury's allotment. WHAT WILL WE DO FOR OUR SALAD THEN!!!

The postman is quite fat, he may well eat him next...
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