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2-foots around the sun

In about 20 minutes it will be tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day that the 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head selly-brates going around the sun again. It will be the 51st time that she has done this, so I plan to let her pet me as she probably won't be alive for much longer...

Having said that, the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head has been round the sun 54 times, and Aged Auntie Gladys has been round the sun 86 times, so maybe she will last a bit longer yet... I'm not taking any chances though...


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Sep. 14th, 2007 08:30 am (UTC)
Yes these two-foots are fragile creatures. We need to be careful with them. Hoppy round the sun day to your mum x
Sep. 14th, 2007 09:47 am (UTC)
We hope she enjoys her celery-brayshons - will she be having carrot tops as a special treat?

Be gentle with her. She is very old...
Sep. 14th, 2007 09:50 am (UTC)
There are some things we share with her:-
Our Poo - YES!
Our Wee - YES
Our Wisdom - YES!
Our Food - NO!!!!!!!!!
Sep. 14th, 2007 10:47 am (UTC)
And your caecotrophs?? We feel these are good to share, especially when still warm, soft and fragrant. May we recommend kicking them up the wall when they've completed their decorating...

I'd guessed you wouldn't share your own food with her but felt your thoughtful 2-foot with no fluff on the top of his head might just have treated her to carrot tops for her burpday-breakfast!
Sep. 14th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes, we share our cecals. We leave them where they will step in them.

The two foot with no fur on the top of his head made something called baycun-sand-witches for the 2-foots breakfast. They smelled AWFUL!!!
Sep. 15th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
What a waste of caecotrophs. They really should be displayed on a freshly-decorated wall for all to share and admire.

I've heard of baycun. Mum cremates it when living in gutters. Do your 2-foots also live in the gutters, then?
Sep. 15th, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
No, they live in Wetherby. I'm not sure where Gutters is.
Sep. 16th, 2007 12:29 pm (UTC)
Mum tells me the roadside gutters of Wetherby are very hospitable. (She's plotting to sample them again within the next 3 weeks, if we grant our permission...)
Sep. 14th, 2007 07:24 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday to your two-foot````

Sep. 15th, 2007 02:57 pm (UTC)
Wow - 2foots do seem to last a long time! Hoppy Burf Day to the one with the fur on top of her head! I think petting us helps them last longer...
Sep. 17th, 2007 12:05 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday to your 2-foot, how long did you allow her to pet you for then Cedric?
I only let daddy make a fuss of me for about three second last night then I turned my back on him and wiggled my tail!
Daphne x.
Sep. 17th, 2007 02:07 pm (UTC)
Oh I let her pet me for AGES (She's really good at scratching my back)
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