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At last we can relax... We have had such a busy week, we have chewed wallpaper, fur-nit-ure, car-pet, bed, it has been completely egg-sauce-ting! It will be so nice to just be able to sleep.........

I don't think that the 2-foots realise just how hard it can be to be a bun, I mean, how could they? it's not as though they ACTUALLY ever do anything is it? I mean, can ANYBUN tell me when they EVER saw a 2-foot chew a cardboard box? or run through a tunnel? or eat a sofa? NO! of course you can't. They don't know they're born... yawn... zzzzzzzzzzz............


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Nov. 9th, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC)
All I ever see them do is sit on the Couch. Or sometimes Mom will make noise with her Stringed Thing. And they're odd noises not nice grunts or crunching like a proper bun! And the Buck 2foot sometimes throws colors onto paper. Does he ever eat the paper? NO! Useless I tell you!
Nov. 9th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
My Uncle J spends his days adding up numbers - a complete waste of time. Once he's finished adding them up and writing them down, then he adds up more and tells people all about them.

Mum spends her days shovelling poo - now that is quite useful because she eggs-changes it for our orgasmic veggies. I don't know what she wastes the rest of each day on but I'm sure it will be pointless.

As for eating a sofa - she doesn't have one but her teeth wouldn't be up to the challenge even if she did.
Nov. 9th, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
have a nice rest, sounds like you had a busy week
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