I sometimes wonder if the 2-foots don't deliberately make work for us. Yes I know they are stupid, and probably not capable of stringing a co-hear-aunt thought together, but nevertheless, I sometimes wonder...

I'll give you an egg-sample of what I mean. Now as you all know, one of our favourite places is on top of the 2-foots bed. Now being a big soft thing, it's nice to wee on. This is GREAT fun, as Millie & I like to have a competition to see who can get the most of their smell on the bed. Now I did think that the 2-foots were entering into the spirit of this as they put an extra cover on the bed with a sheet of plastic inside. This serves the dual purpose of stopping them getting wet, and more importantly of intensifying our smells. We have worked hard at getting our smells on there, and just as we were about to judge the competition what do you think the 2-foots did? THEY WASHED THE COVER WITH THE SMELLS ON THAT'S WHAT!!!

We will have to start all over again now...