dandy's journal by Arwen (dandybun) wrote,
dandy's journal by Arwen

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It's that time of the year again

Dear everybun, I need your help. I have started composing the annual reminder to send to the man in the moon. If there's anything you would like to add to the letter, please let me know before I send it.

For the most urgent attention of the man in the moon.

Dear man in the moon,
I would be most obliged if you would please obtain some new batteries for the sun and install them as soon as possible.
The days are very short now as the sun is not staying lit for very long, plus it is getting very cold and wet. It is important for all the residents of Lagamorphia that the days get longer and warmer as without this our veggies will not grow (and I have developed a particular fondness for russell sprowt trees).
As deputy pry-minister I like to make it my business to ensure that all the residents of Lagamorphia stay warm, dry, and well fed. Bearing in mind that many Lagamorphians live outdoors it is VITAL that they do not get too cold, so I would therefore urge you to act quickly.

Yours impatiently

Sir Cedric Rex.

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