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It's that time of the year again

Dear everybun, I need your help. I have started composing the annual reminder to send to the man in the moon. If there's anything you would like to add to the letter, please let me know before I send it.

For the most urgent attention of the man in the moon.

Dear man in the moon,
I would be most obliged if you would please obtain some new batteries for the sun and install them as soon as possible.
The days are very short now as the sun is not staying lit for very long, plus it is getting very cold and wet. It is important for all the residents of Lagamorphia that the days get longer and warmer as without this our veggies will not grow (and I have developed a particular fondness for russell sprowt trees).
As deputy pry-minister I like to make it my business to ensure that all the residents of Lagamorphia stay warm, dry, and well fed. Bearing in mind that many Lagamorphians live outdoors it is VITAL that they do not get too cold, so I would therefore urge you to act quickly.

Yours impatiently

Sir Cedric Rex.


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Jan. 5th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
We would also ask for the little Primrose starter beam to be turned on. Then we will see that spring will come!
Jan. 5th, 2008 09:39 am (UTC)
I'll add that in
Jan. 5th, 2008 11:33 am (UTC)
Can we also ask for one day to be very cold so that it snows?? We haven't seen sno yet and we want to!!

Once we have had sno then he can put new batteries in the sun!


J and O xx
Jan. 5th, 2008 12:30 pm (UTC)
Even better would be some nice, deep crisp white snow AND a clear blue sky so he can put the batteries into the sun straight away!
Jan. 5th, 2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
We want enough snow to dig a snoburrow and build a snobunny. Then he can put in the new batteries.
Jan. 5th, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
Could you add that the Vice Press-I-Dent of Lagomorphia also requests bright sun and warmth for all of Lagomorphians since I especially miss my fresh veg right from the garden? I'd share (well, maybe not, but I could give tips on growing good veg)...
Jan. 5th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Of course
Jan. 5th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
Very well written except "the impatiently" part, The Man in the Moon might not like to be rushed. you just never know about stuff like that

LOve. Miss Bea
Jan. 5th, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
I don't think he does like to be rushed, it took him AGES to do it last year so I thought I'd put a bit of pressure on him to see if he could get it done a bit quicker this time round.
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