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Re-VENGE

I am planning my re-venge. The Russell Sprowt tree has STILL not put in an appearence and I have just about reached the limit of my endurance.

I think I will start by weeing on the 2-foot's bed... Then I'll Poo in their shoes, then I'll strip some wallpaper, then I'll... I'll... OH IT'S NO GOOD, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE, THE THOUGHTS OF THAT RUSSELL SPROWT TREE BEING THERE AND I CAN'T GET AT IT!!!

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merridoe
Jan. 11th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
THUMP! That usually gets their attention!
master_dandy
Jan. 11th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
As a last resort you may have to bite them.
I know 2foots taste disgusting but it may be the only thing that works.
furrymob
Jan. 11th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
You should see what we have for supper tonight. I thought yesterday's Russel's Sprowts were good but .... (licks lips) today's veggies are even greener, fresher, crispier and juicier... Mmmmmmm

I would write more but I'm going for a third helping instead.

I'll think of you as I tuck in .....
merridoe
Jan. 11th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
I've heard that Re-Venge is a dessert best served cold, so chew the wires to the White Thing that warms the 2foots (you buns should still be warm) and then eat dessert (all the treats you can find!).
(Anonymous)
Jan. 12th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
Shock and awe ... that is your strategy now Cedric. Take no prisoners. Demand the sprowts.
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