Tonight, I hopped into the kit-chin as art of my daily inspection of the burrow, and I spied some unusual looking greens. I was quite pleased by this thinking to myself that there might be a treat in the offing, when the 2-foot with not fur on the top of his head did the strangest thing. There is a thing in the kit-chin that sometimes has fire coming out of the top of it, well he put a big metal dish on the fire, AND THEN PUT ALL THE GREENS IN THE DISH AND STIRRED THEM AROUND! Obviously, this ruined them so he knew that he couldn't give them to us, so the 2-foots ate them instead.
BUT WHY DID HE HAVE TO RUIN THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?