I had just deposited a MAGNIFICENT soft poo that I was saving for later when I was feeling a little peckish, and the 2-foot with the fur on the top of her head stood in it and then got into bed.
Not ONLY did she steal my poo, but then she had the nerve TO COMPLAIN that she had wiped it on the bed!
The food situation is precarious enough without the 2-foots stealing my cecals!
Oh yes, and it's the 2-foot with no fur on the top of his head's birthday today. He's been round the sun 55 times!!!!